Krvave misli
Što je to crveno što teče kroz žile, Neke sile su srce snažno pritisnule. Boli i cure crvene suze, Kako peče kao dodir meduze. Muka i vrisci naredano stižu, Ponizni ljudi po tlu gmižu. Trulo srce kuca snažno, Kao da je potekla krv nešto važno. Mučenici mole za spas, Svaki od njih je otkinuta sjeda vlas. Nitko neće shvatit ove stihove, Jer nitko nije prošao kroz te užarene kljove. |
meni su ove rjeći baš lega a i istinite...
Getting Away With Murder Somewhere beyond happiness and sadness I need to calculate What creates my own madness And I'm addicted to your punishment And you're the master And I am waiting for disaster [Chorus] I feel irrational So confrontational To tell the truth I am Getting away with murder It isn't possible To ever tell the truth But the reality is I'm getting away with murder (Getting away, Getting away, Getting away) I drink my drink and I don't even want to I think my thoughts when I don't even need to I never look back cause I don't even want to And I don't need to Because I'm getting away with murder [Chorus] A i ova mi je fora od mansona (totalka je tru) The Beautiful People I don't want you and I don't need you Don't bother to resist, I'll beat you It's not your fault that you're always wrong The weak ones are there to justify the strong The beautiful people, the beautiful people It's all relative to the size of your steeple You can't see the forest for the trees You can't smell your own shit on your knees There's no time to discriminate, Hate every motherfucker That's in your way [Chorus:] Hey you, what do you see? Something beautiful, something free? Hey you, are you trying to be mean? If you live with apes man, it's hard to be clean The worms will live in every host It's hard to pick which one they eat most The horrible people, the horrible people It's as anatomic as the size of your steeple Capitalism has made it this way, Old-fashioned fascism will take it away [Chorus] There's no time to discriminate, Hate every motherfucker That's in your way The beautiful people The beautiful people (aahh) [x4] [Chorus x2] The beautiful people [x8] |
HOW TO KNOW WHETHER OR NOT
YOU ARE READY TO HAVE KIDS MESS TEST Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer. TOY TEST Obtain a 55 gallon box of Legos (or you may substitute roofing tacks). Have a friend spread them all over the house. Put on a blindfold. Try to walk to the bathroom or kitchen. Do not scream because this would wake a child at night. GROCERY STORE TEST Borrow one or two small animals (goats are best) and take them with you as you shop. Always keep them in sight and pay for anything they eat or damage. FEEDING TEST Obtain a large plastic milk jug. Fill halfway with water. Suspend from the ceiling with a cord. Start the jug swinging. Try to insert spoonfuls of soggy cereal into the mouth of the jug, while pretending to be an airplane. Now dump the contents of the jug on the floor. NIGHT TEST Prepare by obtaining a small cloth bag and fill it with 8-12 pounds of sand. Soak it thoroughly in water. At 3:00p.m. begin to waltz and hum with the bag until 9:00p.m. Lay down your bag and set your alarm for 10:00p.m. Get up, pick up your bag, and sing every song you have ever heard. Make up about a dozen more and sing these too until 4:00a.m. Set alarm for 5:00a.m. Get up and make breakfast. Keep this up for 5 years. Look cheerful. INGENUITY TEST Take an egg carton. Using a pair of scissors and pot of paint, turn it into an alligator. Now take a toilet paper tube and turn it into an attractive Christmas candle. Use only scotch tape and a piece of foil. Last, take a milk carton, a ping-pong ball, and an empty box of Cocoa Puffs. Make an exact replica of the Eiffel Tower. AUTOMOBILE TEST Forget the BMW and buy a station wagon. Buy a chocolate ice cream cone and put it in the glove compartment. Leave it there. Get a dime. Stick it into the cassette player. Take a family size package of chocolate chip cookies. Mash them into the back seat. Run a garden rake along both sides of the car. There, perfect. PHYSICAL TEST (Women) Obtain a large bean bag chair and attach it to the front of your clothes. Leave it there for 9 months. Now remove 10 of the beans. And try not to notice your closet full of clothes. You won't be wearing them for a while. PHYSICAL TEST (Men) Go to the nearest drug store. Set your wallet on the counter. Ask the clerk to help himself. Now proceed to the nearest food store. Go to the head office and arrange for your paycheck to be directly deposited to the store. Purchase a newspaper. Go home and read it quietly for the last time. FINAL ASSIGNMENT Find a couple who already have a small child. Lecture them on how they can improve their discipline, patience, tolerance, toilet training and child's table manners. Suggest many ways they can improve. Emphasize to them that they should never allow their children to run wild. Enjoy this experience. It will be the last time. |
Moji izlasci po naselju znaju biti veoma BORING ali dogodi se da su i zanimljivi...
Redovito izlazim iz kuće u 19:20, zatim na ulici sretnem svoju DOBRU frendicu Mazu (Maja joj ime) Onda se ona ufura u nešto i počne brijat neku svoju vanzemaljsku spiku (ali ipak je to totalno zanimljivo). Susretnemo još 3 frendice, 1. Ana-drkyca 2.Ana-cvita i još opićena Antonija-moronkinja. I onda započinje naš izlazak... prolazimo u početku pored kladionice Armani i tamo ugledamo frendove iz razreda koji se prave da su nekakve "face" ... uhh sve se bojim! Malo ih zaebavamo i tak to... zatim se napizde i počnu nas ganjat i izazivat ... onda "malo" najebemo... ahh... što se može. Zatim govorimo starijim pičkama koje VJEĆNO sjede na kiosk-pekarnici. Ja im serem:"jeli se vi to nudite, samo 20lp... a jooooj pa nemate za kruh, onda se radije nudite za GRATIS. To vam dobro ide... ...BUMMM--OIE60432+'#$"%("ASP9 KRAŠŠŠ....BUMMM---... dođemo kući išamarani i naslušani psovki a što ćeš... i tad moj idiotski izlazak završava 00:15! ISSE KAK NETKO MOŽE SLUŠAT TECHNO... JESUS I MARIJA Music Video Codes by VideoCure.com |
TENDJEWBERRYMUD
Its amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the conversation...... Read aloud for best results. Be warned, you're going to find yourself talking "funny" for a while after reading this :) The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review..... Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees" Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service" RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??" G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs" RS: "Ow July den?" G: "What??" RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?" G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please." RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?" G: "Crisp will be fine." RS: "Hokay. An San tos?" G: "What?" RS: "San tos. July San tos?" G: "I don't think so" RS: "No? Judo one toes??" G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes 'means." RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?" G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine." RS: "We bother?" G: "No, just put the bother on the side." RS: "Wad?" G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side." RS: "Copy?" G: "Sorry?" RS: "Copy...tea...mill?" G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all." RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy, singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??" G: "Whatever you say" RS: "Tendjewberrymud" G: "You're welcome" |
Ima jedna stvar koju morate znati!!!
JA NISAM "PUNKERICA, ROCKERICA, ILI DARKERICA" ŠTO SVI MISLE DA SAM FEJKERICA!!!JA SLUŠAM ODREĐENU GLAZBU!!!OVE GRUPE SLUŠAM NAJVIŠE:NIGHTWISH, NIRVANA, GUANO APES, NICKELBACK,GUNSI, BLACK EYED PEAS,GORILLAZ,ABBA, EVANESENCE,MAROON5, OMPH, RAMMSTEIN, O-ZONE, CHEMICAL BROTHERS... A AKO ĆETE ME TAKO SMATRAT FEJKERICOM, NEMAM VAM ŠTA ZA REĆI, NISAM TRAŽILA KRITIKE POPUT TAKVIH... PUKO MI JE FILM!!! |
The Three-legged Chicken.
One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 miles an hour when he noticed that there was a three legged chicken running along beside his car. He stepped on the gas but at 50 miles per hr. the chicken was still keeping up. After about a mile of running the chicken ran up a farm lane and into a barn behind an old farm house. The salesman had some time to kill so he turned around and drove up the farm lane. He knocked at the door and when the farmer answered he told him what he had just seen. The farmer said that he knew about the chicken, as a matter of fact the farmer said that his son was a geneticist and he had developed this breed of chicken because the three of them each like a drumstick when they have chicken and this way they only have to kill one chicken. The salesman said 'That's the most fantastic story I have ever heard. How do they taste?' The farmer said ' I don't know. We can't catch'em.' |
~ For You ~
When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. When you are scared, I will rag you about it every chance I get. When you smile, I'll know you "finally got some" ;) When you are confused, I will use little words to explain it to your dumb a**. When you are sick, stay away from me until you're well again, I don't want whatever you have. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy a**. When you are blue, I'll try to dislodge whatever's choking you. When you are sad, I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum-sucking bastard who made you sad. This is my oath. I pledge till the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend. |
B.I.T.C.H
I used to think that B.I.T.C.H. was a BAD word but not anymore! When she stands up for herself and her beliefs, they call her a bitch When she stand up for those she love, they call her a bitch. When she speak her mind, think her own thoughts, or do things her own way, they call her a bitch. When she refuse to tolerate injustice and speak up against it,she is defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when she takes time for herself instead of being everyone's maid or when she acts a little selfish. Being a bitch has meant raising your children to be strong people who have a solid sense of personal and social responsibility, who are not afraid to stand up for what they believe in and who love and respect themselves for the beautiful beings they are. Being a bitch means that you are free to be the wonderful creature that you are, with all your own intricacies, contradictions, quirks and beauty. Being a bitch means you won't compromise what's in your heart. It means you live your life your way. It means you won't allow anyone to step on you. B - Babe I - In T - Total C - Control of H - Herself |
U mojem razredu ima cura koje ne bih ni u kojem slučaju imala za prijateljice!
Neću ih imenovat ali samo su dvije _ _ _ i _ _ _ _ _ !!! te cure su jednostavno "nepoželjne" na svoj način. Ovakve cure ne volim: ulizice, ku_ _ e, mudrice, lukave, kajlerice, zlobne, šefice!!!!!!! TAKVE KVOČKE NE BIH TREBALI IMATI U BLIZINI, ILI ĆE TE DOBIT ŠLAPOM PO NJUŠKI!!!! (GOVORIM IZ ISKUSTVA) |
Osjetih dodir u noći, nešto mi strah u krv toči. Nešto polagano po meni vuče ruke, osjetih da ću patit teške muke. Penje se polako i grli me po vratu, vidim nečiju ruku na ručnom satu. Pomislih: Netko se gadno igra mnome, Od straha ruke mi se lome. Kad vidjeh da krv poteče, netko iza mene "gotova si" reče. Nož mi kroz leđa provuče, srce mi više ne tuče... KAKVE JA GLUPOSTI PIŠEM, ZA NE POVJEROVAT!!!! |
Jedna djeva mući se mlada,
neka tama ju obuzela sada. Neki đavao joj prokleo dušu, s vatrom u duši izazvat će sušu. Crvene joj oći, ali snažno se bori, nekakv vrag ušao u nju da ju izmori. Nema joj spasa od pakla, tamna sila ju s zemlje smakla. Trpi muku u trnju plaće, cvili ko malo maće. U jednom trenu muk nastade, smrt je zašla oko djeve mlade. Bila sam u bedu. Pa sam pisala gluposti! |
Što je sloboda?!?!
Sloboda je nada u zastrašujućem trenutku. Sloboda je opuštajući praznici s obitelji i prijateljima. Sloboda je znak radosti. Sloboda je sve što čini život lakšim. Što sloboda nije?!?! Sloboda nije kad bježimo od problema. Sloboda nije kad te sudbina pusti na miru. Sloboda nije RIZIK! Sloboda nije smrt koju ćeš doživjeti, poslije nje je život. Što vi mislite što za vas znači sloboda? NEGATIVNO ILI POZITIVNO? Imate li vi slobodu ili ste puni tereta? |
Moj Božić je započeo u ponoć u crkvi. Božić sam dočekala na polnoćki. Bilo je super, poslije mise smo si čestitali i razmijenili poljupce. Zatim sam otišla kući i legla spavati. Kad sam se probudila, doručkovala sam i otišla ponovno na misu...Uh, u crkvi sam zamalo zaspala. Kas sam došla doma išla sam na iskon. Poslije toga sam otišla s frendicama na večernju misu, kasnije smo malo prošetali s dečkom od moje frendice i zezali se. Tad smo susreli druge frendice koje je ganjao pijandura...Ismijala sam se kao nikad. (Te frendice su žive kokoške , nije ni čudo što ih je ganjao) Poslije sam otišla doma i ponovno na iskon... |
My fucking
frizura I HATE IT! Pokušala sam sve moguće frizove i ništa. Uvijek ista katastrofa, sad mi je ošišana stepenasto. Uvijek mi se dolje ukovrća a gore ravno kao metla, MRZIM TO izgledam kao Mozart. Kosa mi je ili suha kao pod ili masna kao ulje. Jedino mi rep dobro stoji. Ali ne mogu uvijek imat svezan rep... Imala sam i paž i kratko ošišano i do dupeta i ništa mi ne stoji... PLIZ TREBA MI SAVIJET....:(((((( |
Ja obožavam skijanje snijeg i sve što ima veze s snježnim radostima. Najbolje se znam skijat bez štapova, a board još nisam pokušala, vrlo rado bih htjela. Svake godine idem na skijanje... Već tri godine za redom idem u Slovačku...u grad Martin. Kad putujem prema Martinu prolazim kroz Mađarsku i gledam znamenitosti grada Budim i Pešte. U Budimpešti ima mnogo građevina s gothic raskošom, ima mnogo crkvi i dvoraca. Divno! Ma dosta o putu. U Martinu imaju dvije baby staze i dvije velike... Ja stalno idem na veliku koja ide kroz šumu, tamo je snijeg mekan i dubok ali ima i leda. Zato je ZABAVNIJE! Tamo se nalaze dvije skakaonice... Ja obožavam tu stazu...Jednom sam skočila s skakaonice i proletila ravno kroz šumu. Prestrašila sam se na smrt. Udarila sam rukom u drvo ali nije mi ništa bilo. I ove godine idem tamo.
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